Dear Diary Do you recall me worrying that there may be photos of Karate Kid with Plain Jane Peasant Maiden up on Facey the other night? You and I both know that there was no convincing reason to believe in my ludicrous fantasies. Karate Kid and I had discussed her and he made it clear … Continue reading Comparing Apples with Oranges (if Men were Fruits, that is) – Entry 165

Dear Diary You'll be pleased to know that I have almost made a full recovery from my 'crazy' in Entries 161 & 162. I think a lot has to do with finding more clarity with where I stand with Karate Kid. I enjoyed most parts of the weekend that we spent together and notice him … Continue reading A Chance to Miss Me and Only A Sprinkle of Crazy – Entry 164

Dear Diary Before we delve into the topic of Karate Kid, I'll give you some quick updates. The Spaniard sent a message a week ago. He said that his son woke him up early that morning dressed in Christmas clothes and asked him to put up the Christmas tree. He included a picture of the … Continue reading The First Official Outing As A Couple – Entry 163

Dear Diary Plain Jane Peasant Maiden replied about an hour after I sent her the message: "Hi Anastasia, it's absolutely fine that you're getting in touch with me. When your name popped up I was a little confused but your message explained everything. I can appreciate that KK is not the most forthcoming when it … Continue reading Letter From The Enemy – Entry 162

Dear Diary Desperate times call for desperate measures. I sent a message on Facey this morning to someone who I've never spoken to before. I'm sure it'll likely backfire in my face, but it is worth it in the name of truth and my sanity:   "Dear Plain Jane Peasant Maiden I don't think that … Continue reading To Seek Entry Behind Enemy Lines – Entry 161

Dear Diary Please pardon me for not writing sooner, there's so much to catch you up on. The last we spoke, I was deciding whether or not I wanted to speak with Karate Kid. I'd essentially accused him of being interested in another woman - Plain Jane Peasant Maiden. He certainly wanted to talk, but … Continue reading Uncovering Hard Evidence and Almost Having To Admit I Was Wrong…. – Entry 160

Dear Diary Let's get straight to the important stuff. Karate Kid replied to my intense text message maybe 40 minutes after I sent it the other night. I did read it but didn't want to believe it as I was so caught up with being angry. Also, I had made it clear that I didn't … Continue reading Love is to Like like Amor is to Querer -Entry 159

Dear Diary I sent a message that I probably shouldn't have sent....but I needed to let it out. I'll share with you the prelude.... Enemy of the State, PlainJane Peasant Maiden, is back from her ten week vacation that I hoped she'd never return from. During her ten weeks of absence I wasn't sure if … Continue reading Out of Sight, Out of Mind? Or, Separation Makes The Heart Grow Fonder? – Entry 158

Dear Diary I had a nap after the last entry and woke up with an internal rage churning. I hadn't heard a peep from Karate Kid since he said that he wanted to dance with me last night and me saying I was going to the movies instead. Why exactly am I angry? Maybe a … Continue reading Spying Mission – Entry 157

Dear Diary I have a little bit to update you on, Dear Diary. The last time we spoke about Karate Kid, I was having a mini meltdown over him spontaneously volunteering to share that he didn't believe in marriage....this was a deal breaker. It'd caught me off guard as he'd previously mentioned wanting to settle … Continue reading Uber Rides and Catch Twenty-Twos – Entry 156